28 May 10
Balloons Cause Global Warming
Worried about global warming? Recent evidence suggests that you should steer clear of hot air balloons. They're destroying the planet. Read Full Story
27 May 10
Cheese Strikes Back
A man has unleashed carnage on a small village with an unruly wheel of cheese. The catastrophic camembert was last seen rolling towards Suffolk. Read Full Story
01 May 10
Enquiry Into Whistles Completed
A new publication has shown for certain that hot air balloons are the sole cause of global warming. Read Full Story
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