10 Jun 10
Crayons Cause Global Warming
Worried about global warming? Recent evidence suggests that you should steer clear of colourful crayons. They're destroying the planet. Read Full Story
27 May 10
Cupcakes Strike Back
A man has unleashed carnage on a small village with an unruly batch of cupcakes. The catastrophic fairy buns were last seen baking their way towards Suffolk. Read Full Story
24 Apr 10
Interest Rate at Lowest Ever Level
They've fallen to their lowest levels ever after someone accidentally entered a decimal point in the wrong place using Microsoft Excel. Easy mistake to make... Read Full Story
13 Mar 10
Christmas To Be Cancelled
Due to the state of the economy worldwide, the United Nations have taken the obvious decision of cancelling Christmas. Santa's resources will be seized indefinitely. Read Full Story
12 Feb 10
Child Deserted for Deserted Island
Holidays are great, but not when people start to choose them over their own children. Sarah (12) tells the story of how her parents deserted her for a deserted island. Read Full Story
04 Jan 10
Apple Sell 3 Million iPads
Apple announce that they've sold an iPad device every three seconds since launch. Their stock price has rocketed at the announcement. Read Full Story
01 Jan 10
Enquiry Into Whistles Completed
A new publication has shown for certain that hot air balloons are the sole cause of global warming. Read Full Story
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